He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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