If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Randomize
