What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
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