he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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