Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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