Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
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