votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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