I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She's the barista slut.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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