ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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