I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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