Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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