they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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