Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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