How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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