About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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