She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
So vagazzling was a success
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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