I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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