Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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