so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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