and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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