wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I want to fling myself into the sun
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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