Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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