your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
She's the barista slut.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
What a dumb baby whore.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
