She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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