So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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