Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
