ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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