I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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