It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Shame is for Republicans.
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