I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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