we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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