WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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