remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
