My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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