Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize