Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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