I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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