Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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