we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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