"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I checked into jail on foursquare
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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