That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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