"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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