Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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