Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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