at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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