Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I puked a lego.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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