please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Operation Purity has been aborted
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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