It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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