Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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