No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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