he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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