I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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