WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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